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netlfix:

a new sex position called the ‘9’

its just me lying there, i dont have a sex life

(Source: netlfix)

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It’s better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring.
Marilyn Monroe
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trust:

why does this muffin look like a hamster tho??

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legalwifi:

when i’m done dealing with someones shit

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a simplified guide to sexualities

  1. homosexual: sexually attracted to homer simpson
  2. pansexual: gets off to various kitchen utensils
  3. asexual: gets turned on by the first letter of the latin alphabet
  4. demisexual: sexually attracted to you if and only if your blood is half divine
  5. bisexual: can only have sex with two people ever. choose wisely
  6. heterosexual: can only be satisfied by macklemore
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kyubiisaan:

lowwbloods:

officialwillowpape:

i searched up ‘hurdlers without hurdles’ on google and i dont regret it

these boots are made for walkin

The ol razzle dazzle

kyubiisaan:

lowwbloods:

officialwillowpape:

i searched up ‘hurdlers without hurdles’ on google and i dont regret it

these boots are made for walkin

The ol razzle dazzle

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officialwhitegirls:

*tries to make a joke on this website* 

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(Source: officialwhitegirls)

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actualcannibalfeferipeixes:

mATH HOMEWORK???

THE BIBLE SAID ADAM AND EVE NOT ADAM BOUGHT 60 WATERMELONS

(Source: teamgais)

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odair-hofferson:

"Leave the saving of the world to the men?

I don’t think so…”

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toodopetoexist:

Who wore it better?

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bradleysbumchin:

it’s been exactly 10 years since Rachel got off that plane and I’m still not over it.

this is how you end a show. you don’t give the audience exactly what they want, or take it completely away from them either, you leave them with the idea of what could be

you don’t throw all sanity to hell in the hopes of going out with a bang, you go out with a warm hug and a thank you 

you don’t give the characters the perfect dream ending, you give them something better

and this is how you end a show that is so powerful, people are still emotional about it 10 years after it ends.

(Source: transponsters)